Remember when you were 12 and the internet was just becoming a thing, your email inbox and aol instant messenger were constantly being blown up with, “if you don’t send this to twelve people, you’ll be forever alone, have a life time of bad luck, never make a billion dollars and die in 7 days”. … More Figured Out Life
Can someone explain to me the point of posting naked photos on your Snapchat story with some sexual caption? I mean, I send my better half a sext or nude🍑 all the time, but I never post it to my story. I don’t want my milkshake to bring every boy to the yard, just him. … More Nudie Selfies
I am probably the absolute worst for talking about my feelings. It’s a lot easier for me to write down my feelings, thoughts, emotions because it’s less arguing in real life. People will read whatever and then not discuss it and it’s great. It’s actually taken me two days just to write this. I started … More Use To, Has Been, Could Be 🙄
SHOULD NOT BE A THING! It drives me crazy when I am texting a grown ass adult and they hit me with, “Wyd?” Not talking to you, that’s what I’m fucking doing. For the longest time, through out conversation, this lovely gentleman would throw in “ig”. For the longest damn time I didn’t understand why … More Texting Acronyms…
Guys, I don’t know if you can relate, but my goodness. Y’all know those public single room bathrooms that most stores have. I think Starbucks even has them. Why is it when you’re in there, the bathroom is occupied with its one person, it shows locked, whatever, why do people insist on pulling at the … More Public Bathrooms.
I’ve talked many times about my retail job, but I’ve never really talked about my teaching job. Surprise, I’m a tap dance teacher. I teach children 5-18 years of age. I love my job. No, I love the kids, I hate the parents. The parents are psychotic. But anyway… So today in my TAP class, … More People Hurt my Brain.
So, obviously my life is a complete joke. We have discovered that already. I’m the girl that people harass at family reunions because I can’t keep a relationship, hate my life, yet the funniest person known to man. Today was probably one of the shittiest days at work, but I had some of the stupidest, … More I Put Pants on for This 🙄